Thursday, November 11, 2010

Micro Story #1

Twice upon a time the Sun rose in the West.

Each time, it royally f&$^ed with the weather. All manner of human failings were blamed on the bizarre astronomical occurance. Key scientific instruments failed. Oceans rose when they ought have fallen. The Moon rotated ninety degrees to the right in the sky. Mountains fell, light poles snapped, brassieres twanged and cats & dogs leapt into the sky so far that when they came back down again they fell as hailstones to the earth.

Oh, and most of humanity was destroyed. Both times.

The End!

It's not very good, but cut me a little slack I wrote this on the back of a receipt at work in the space of about twenty minutes.

Story #1: Completed. Enjoy at your own risk!
-S.

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